salute

Bud Light presents, Real American Heroes. Today we salute you, Mr. Plymouth State University Student. You bare the negative degree wind chill, icy hills of Highland Street, and mighty PSU cops with one dream in mind: to make it to Russell Street before your 30 rack breaks. Instinctively you drink enough at your apartment so that a jacket, hat, or any other sensible cold weather gear is not necessary. Many a Thursday night you set your alarm clock for that 8 AM class. And somehow, it goes off every Friday, at noon. You wake up, look with confusion through the dialed calls on your cell phone, realize you called your mom eight times, and swear off drinking for the rest of your life. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Sultan of the Scorpion Bowl, and remind yourself there is no shame in only taking 7 credits