Ugh!!! My father has got to be the most useless bastard in the whole world! He cares more about fucking p.b.r. Than he does my family!!!

so my dad found a dangerous looking looking like it was about to bite lyuba. lyuba was locking in a scary staring contest with it. knob comes running into the house freaking out! i guess its all my fault that he was gardening with the ... See Moreback door open on a 80 degree day. the best part is he came in asking for a camera to take a picture. i had to wake up bubba to shoot the fucking thing even though that asshole carries a sidearm all the time. he's like "its not for killing snakes." what the hell else does he come into contact with in this area? a huge moose. its for the chuppa capbre! we see like 85 snakes a year but lets not pack our weapons accordingly. asshole.

after bubba fired some shots the snake slithered under the back porch. knob proceeds to spook lyuba and she goes under the same porch. with a job well done knob sits and watches tv completely ignoring the fact that lyuba is in trouble. my mom had to yell at him to go outside and get her.

im sure i'll look back at all this and laugh in between hardcore therapy sessions.