the microwave blues...

so... for some reason that i'm not privy too and i'd never understand any way.
I'm the only one with the magical powers strong enough to clean the microwave in my apartment. Now, I'm wicked OCD. I can barely do my dishes. My sister does them for me because I just don't have the stomach. It's not that I eat anything bad... I'm just weird.
I clean the bathroom. That should be enough incentive for them to keep the microwave clean. Especially because they get blood and other stuff in places that CSI would have a hard time figuring out. I barely complain when I clean the bathroom. Partly because if I don't clean it, no one does and it smells like a morgue in July with no AC.

The dirty microwave isn't my fault because Mono wont let me eat. I haven't been using it. I went to make tea in it and I could barely stiffle my vomit.
This is what it looked like before I got my self to stomach the cleaning of it:



As far as I know... and I'm pretty friggen sure this is the second time it's been cleaned all year. I know because I'm the only one that does it. Yet I don't often use it, when I do I always cover what I'm cooking. I can't imagine not covering my food regardless if the microwave is dirty or clean. I mean, can you say E Coli? Those bugs are the last thing I need.
After I cleaned it I wrote a friendly note and taped it to the microwave door humorously.
And here is my note...


....translation for those who can't read mah scribbles : "Wanna use this microwave? Please cover what you are heating. If you spill something clean it! It's quick, healthy and most of all considerate. (not all of us want E. Coli) I dont want anything that looks like this *insert random bug scribbles* in me. Thanks! Peace and smiley.....


I hope they don't make this into childish drama. That would really send me over the edge...
I've asked them to wipe their spills 80,000 times in the past but they don't listen. Not that I think the note will help, I have a similar note in the bathroom which is continuely ignored. It's worth a shot in the dark.

It would seem that a logical person would have much more to write about. Me not so much.