my vicious loved ones! (part 2)

this actually happened before apparently...


This is the midget’s sister, Jess. I figured since you took it upon yourself to meddle in something that really does not concern you, I am automatically invited to do the same. So before we get to this charming message you blessed my sister with, I would like to make it very clear that my sister does not want any trouble. So I will ask you nicely—please, do not bother my sister.

Okay, let us dive head first into this delightful message. I would like to know a couple of things: Do you work two jobs? Are you president or even a part of any organizations? Are you usually asleep at 3:00 a.m.? You will find that these are basic yes or no questions. Before you question my sister’s intelligence, I suggest just keeping your mouth shut. We have finals in a couple of weeks and she has to write thirty pages for next week. It does not help with your brother calling her at three o’clock at night. His phone call woke me up—I was not a happy camper!

If you message me back, would you please include your reasons for thinking it was your job to write such an insulting/threatening message to my sister? You have never met her. Words of advice: do not insult someone who you do not know.

Yes, your brother is in Iraq; along with many other fine men and women. Now, by you saying that my sister does not respect our military—you dishonored my family. My Uncle just returned from Iraq, he was in charge of sweeping for land mines. With his return home, he was so stressed that the doctor misdiagnosed him with cancer (this was a couple of weeks ago). Luckily, he does not have cancer—but for you to claim such an accusation makes you sound like a selfish girl. My Uncle will be leaving again this spring. Might I say, while he was overseas he never complained about being bored.

“You better make sure he gets his shirt back. Because if I have to get it for him, no one will be happy,” do you remember you wrote that? I would have left out “because”; “if” is just as affective. Not to mention, you’re taught not to start a sentence with “because” in third grade. Nonetheless, what you have written here are some pretty strong words. I guess there is only one thing to do:

..http://www. mapquest. com/maps?1c=Ashuelot&1s=NH&2c=Plymouth&2s=NH&2pn=Plymouth+St
ate+University#a/maps/l:::Ashuelot:NH::US:42. 7775:-72. 424202:city:Cheshire+County:1/l:Plymouth+State+University:17
+High+St:Plymouth:NH:03264:US:43. 760357:-71. 688942:address::1/m::6:43. 264279:-71.
973136:0:::::/io:1:::::f:EN:M:/e..

Here are directions to Plymouth from Ashuelot. I live in **********. The shirt will be in my possession to make sure that there will be no reason for you to bother my sister. Honestly, the shirt better be gilded gold if you are really going to threaten my sister and waste my time with your petty nonsense.

Lastly—no, you are wrong. My sister is too good for your “amazing” brother. I will end this by reminding you of my previous request, do not bother my sister. If you really have an urge to harass someone you now know where to reach me. I am 5’2”… pick on someone your own size.